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dead man walking

I felt guilty about my “Aunt Flow” food indulgences until I realized these cravings are essentially the last meal request of my dying uterine wall lining. And then I was grateful I could fulfill its final request for Salt & Vinegar Zapp’s chips and caramel Hershey kisses…

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One Response to “dead man walking”

  1. July 6th, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    Donnie says:

    MY Zapps, the marriage license strictly prohibited you from eating my Zapps.

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